the first two days of work

teacher: "guys, where chris?"
kid: "he's in the hospital."
teacher: "what? what happened?"
kid: "he got jumped. it was pretty bad."


kid: "miss, what's that star-looking symbol between those two numbers?"
me: "which one? the multiplication sign?"
kid: "oh yea! i forgot what those looked like."


teacher: "the polite gangster is one that will need some help."
me: "the one in the blue shirt?"
teacher: "no, he's not polite. he's just a gangster. the one in the green is the polite one."


teacher: "did you meet the mexican mafia in your first period?"
me: "the spanish-speaking girls in the corner?"
teacher: "yea that's them. they're the mexican mafia at the school."

welcome to my life. here's to bracing myself and making it til april!